Night 9 Open Thread
Night 9 in Vancouver sees a return to perhaps the games most exciting sport: speedskating. Apolo Ohno tries to pass Bonnie Blair tonight in short track, and Shani Davis goes for his 2nd gold in longtrack.
We also see the return to alpine skiing, as Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso go for Gold in Super G. The US alpine skiing team has already had its most successful Olympics ever, surpassing what it did in Sarajevo in 1984.
In hockey, Slovakia and Latvia wrap up their portion of group play, and on CNBC at 9 Central, the best curling match you will ever see takes place, as Great Britain takes on Canada.7:30 – 1500m time. Shani Davis and Chad Hedrick could go 1-2
7:33 – Mo Tae Bung of Korea has the top time as of now. Lots of people left.
7:40 – Russia’s Skobrev flies around on the final lap clocks in with a time of 1:46.42 to take the lead away!
7:56 – Netherlands Tuitert and Norway’s Bokko are now 1st and 2nd. Skobrev in 3rd
7:50 – Hedrick takes 5th. No medal for his last Olympic race.
7:55 – Shani gets silver in the 1500. Skated a good race, but Tuitert skated a perfect one.
8:02 – Super G time for the women. More tape delayed goodness from NBC
8:42 – Short track should be coming up anytime now.
8:45 – Slovakia killed Latvia. Could be a medal contender.
8:49 – Apolo Ohno is a surgeon. He and the Canadian Charles Hamelin are into the semis.
8:55 – two false starts here. Weird for a 1000
8:57 – Lee Jung-Soo leads most of the way and advances to the semis. JR Celski up next
9:02 – I thought Celski got a little lucky to win his bronze, but he is a future star
9:08 – Canada and Great Britain in men’s curling on CNBC
9:22 – Looking at the men’s and women’s curling standings, both American teams have a shot to make the medal round. They’re going to need a lot of help, but it is possible.
9:32 – Wayne Gretzky is in the house to watch Canada-Britain
9:34 – JR Celski gets disqualified. Francois Hamelin gets advanced. Some home cookin there.
9:35 – This is a tough tough semi. 2 guys good enough to win a medal won’t advance.
9:38 – What a move by Ohno! He flies into first to make the final! What a race. Hamelin advances to the final by .006 seconds.
9:40 – Back to curling, Canada is up 2-0. Good news for the Americans.
9:44 – 2 man Bobsled time. The US hasn’t won a medal in this event in 62 years.
9:46 – US takes the lead! 2 of 4 runs down. Hopefully they can continue.
9:49 – And just like that Russia goes into the lead. Still 2 runs left.
10:01 – Delay at short track. Enjoy some tape delayed garbage in the meantime!
10:04 – OK maybe not. Sorry, NBC.
Apolo Ohno is next. Great Britain leads Canada 3-2. Canada with the hammer.
10:10 – Cool feature on the US Women’s hockey team over on MSNBC if you need something to watch after Ohno
10:14 – Michael Phelps in the house.
10:18 – Korea goes 1-2 and, although Apolo Ohno slipped, he takes the Bronze. Without that bump from the Canadian he would have won at least a silver.
10:20 – With his 7th medal, Ohno passes Bonnie Blair as the most decorated US Winter Olympian ever.
10:22 – Halfway through the curling, Great Britain leads Canada 4-3
10:29 – Everyone make sure to check out that Miracle on Ice special on Sunday. It may or may not get a bit misty.
That’s all for tonight. I’ll hit you up in the comments with curling updates. And speedskating updates. And I’ll actually do it this time.
Who’s the blonde?
I believe it is country singer Julianne Hough
I want her
Speedskating baby! Love it. Tonight looks like my dream lineup for Winter Olympic sports. Got me some beer and I’m going to enjoy.
I love it too.
Stick around, damnit.
I am. Didn’t last night because I had to ref a bball tournament today. 8 games later and my ass is planted on the couch with a few beers.
Yeah kick ass!
(parroting Fetch’s tough side )
Good job to show it off sometimes.
Will there be a gun show too? Do you have tickets DAMNIT!?
Have you narrowed down the list of nominees for your new screen names Fetch?
See you all in an hour or so …
Maybe in 2012 you’ll be big time and have your Olympics blog hosted on SB Nation so I don’t have to refresh to see new comments.
I would love to. Feel free to lean on the overlords there.
Shani!! Come on dude!
There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.
Announcer just said Mancuso likes it bumpy and rough
haha. I missed that. Glad you’re here to be pervy for all of us.
Exactly!
Have you met the Titan?
I like her. Seems like she’d be fun in the sack.
That was a hell of a crash.
ha that was a siiick crash.
Technology is so cool. NBC can do anything with it! (except for show shit live)
No shit.
I’ll confess: I love the pieces by Mary Carrillo. I have even enjoyed Collinsworth’s stuff. Those types of pieces got me interested in the Olympics.
But for fuck’s sake NBC, when it’s on the same continent show it live. Re-package it in primetime if you need to, but show it live.
Right about the live stuff Fetch, but otherwise I just shake my head baffled.
This place is officially more happening than TBL right now
Well, I am here.
And just think we have one more week! 😀 Thank you for your support and spread the word.
Is it just me being sexist or are the women skiing noticeably slower than the men?
Actually, the women have done it faster for the most part.
Ok, I’m a sexist son of a bitch. Really, I am. So your answer doesn’t surprise me all that much.
So am I so don’t worry
15 minutes until speed skating!
now this place is more happening than tbl because the one man party(two thumbs back at this guy) showed up woot!
Excellent. Good to see you here.
So once the skiing is over I’ll start updating the blog again. It’s tough to fake shock over what happened 8 hours ago
I haven’t even heard any results and can tell what’s going to happen thanks to NBC’s production.
How did that chick not fall flat on her ass?
i’ll be popping in and out…ufc starts at 9 Real ‘Merican time. and yeah this tape delay shit sucks when you know we dont win gold.
Haven’t paid any attention to MMA the last couple of months. Any good fights tonight? I always pick it up outside of college bball season.
I’m surprised cracker jack didn’t go nutso for the Scottie Lago posts, given past transgressions 🙂
Scottie Lago? Id rather see more of Seth Wescott..
Are you secretly sportsgal?
Vonn’s a little too “princess” for me. Am I alone?
well, she’s a woman so…
Damn! Another crash, she blew up that gate
Ohno is the Iceman, right? Just waits for an opening or a mistake and then he gets you.
we got a shot at gold in speed skating or doe all our gold belong to korea
We have a shot. The 3 medalists should be all Americans/Koreans
Lee Ho Korean just turned had a hell of a race.
For some reason all those Koreans rub me the wrong way. Fuck them.
haha. nice.
Preach ohnnn Sistah Cracka preach ohnnn …that’s for them fuckin’ up our roads on the East and West coasts too, but for some reason they can skate?
Seriously? Who gives a shit about the Mounties?
Fetch does …and in Mary Carillo …and in her human interest tales …and …well what is her deal? Didn’t she and Martina Navratilova have something going at one time back when Carillo was at CBS as a tennis analyst at the US Open?
Lee Ho especially… I hope he falls right here
C’mon Celeski!
/cheering for his older brother more than him
Oh come on!!! Celski has to get in on that right??? The guy was grabbing his back!
fuck you korea!
Do they DQ guys in this stuff?
celski didnt cause that crash. he was maintaining his position
OH THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
that was bullllllllllllllllllllshit
What the fucking fuck was that? It’s Celski’s fault that the Canuck tried to fucking tackle him?
I am now hate drinking the fuck out of my Molson
I bet you’re mad you have Canadian beer now
OH MY GOD I LOVE OHNO!!!!!1
He’s a bad motherfucker!
APOLO! WHAT NOW BITCHES!
There is just nothing more exciting than short track skating…
I kind of agree. Excitement of 100m with gamesmanship of 800m in track?
Canada>Korea at least Im not drinking effing Korean beer
that would be disgusting
Guy #2 in bobsled must really trust the driver, huh? Push as hard as you can, then duck and pray.
Fetch, are you really “friends” with all 708 of your facebook friends?
well, other than the celebrities, yes.
how did you find me on facebook? Weird. Add me if you want.
I spend a ton of time online every day and still have zero interest in facebook. I’ve STILL never seen a facebook page.
Haha nice.
I don’t go on too much. It was cooler when it used to be only college kids.
Cracker jack still hasn’t added me. I am crying into my Sam Adams
I’m friends with Fetch on FB and I’ve never had a dearer relationship in my life.
aww.
/touched
Moleman, Fetch, don’t tempt me to scream it please … 😦
Ha. Well you knew my email address so I felt it was only fair. I found you through the MLJ page.
free dem titties
I could beat the shit out of this Swiss Harry Potter looking bastard, that’s the lesson I’m taking away from these games.
Yeah Im not gonna add any internet friends on facebook… that’d be too weird.
/cries into Sam Adams
LETS GO APOLO!
I’m not saying they’re working together and cheating but they are working together and cheating. -Ohno
Can’t wait!
Man, Phelps is a major douche. Hell of a swimmer, just a major douche.
Yeah no shit he was trying to look cool or something wtf? What a tool. But he is getting laid tonight though. 😀
After 14 total metals he does not have to have any game at all — he can just use the “I’m Rick James Bitch” approach.
True enough. Tiger got all the women he needed, I’d imagine Phelps isn’t too far behind.
all you have to do is have money and women will flock to them
Fuck these Koreans up their asses, Apolo. Apolo and the Canadian should work together at this.
Gawwwwwwwwwwd dammit.
Ah shit…guess bronze is still pretty good. Could have had gold minus the fuck up.
Ah nice push. Reminds me of Jordan against the Jazz. Fuck korea
I wanted to hear our national anthem. Fuckity fuck fuck. So much hate for Koreans right now, I swear Im not racist.
Sistah Cracka we are so proud of you tonight and not just as a fellow patriot. 🙂
Man, Ohno’s in a much more jovial mood than I would be in that position. I’d motherfuck every other racer and country, firebomb the whole place.
Apolo wants to blame the Korean for pushing him but he has too much class. Fuck those guys
Also agreed. I am so agreeable tonight
How awesome am I for paying attention to UFC and the Olympics. I’d say pretty damn awesome
Agreed
Damn, sometimes I wish I were alive and coherent for 1980
You weren’t?
I was born in 1982 yo
What? I had no idea. I thought you were an old broad.
An old broad to you I guess.
People born in 1982 are the best. It’s a fact.
It’s only 5 years older you jerk.
I just figured since you had a ball and chain you’d be older. My bad.
“God save the queen”? more liike “Let freedom ring”, am I right?
“My Country ’tis of Thee” is actually the American version of the British “God Save The Queen” (or King when applicable)
You’ll hear the English hooligans sing it at the World Cup too.
I don’t know the words to that song but I do know “Oh Canada” anyone else? 😀
Please we have Wiki to look it up of course.
I know them.
That’s why I want it to be our anthem, so we can piss the Brits off.
LOL I know Paolo, I like our version better
Curling on the tube…MMA on the computer…Does life get better than this? I say no….Unless I could have football,MMA, Baseball and curling is the only way it gets better…and naked women
first weekend of the NCAA tournament maybe?
MMM…depends if my team has a shot but if I had that plus all the things I listed I would have a happiness convulsion…add a good WWE PPV and I would probably die.
A good WWE PPV is an oxymoron.
I think it’ll happen for us by the end of this decade just like free porn on demand happened last decade. 😀
Of course, being an old man…I remember buying PPV’s once a month in high school back when ECW was taking over the WWF and the NWO was 4 Life.
Mrejr is really onto something again. For me the ideal location would be the following on multiple monitors and in progress in a Las Vegas hotel megasuite on an octagonal-posted huge bed, but I’d settle for my own residence:
1) Rugby Match
2) NFL Football Colts Game
3) Italian Pro Soccer Game (Serie A)
4) Menage-a-cat (look it up if you don’t know French, but it’s one more than trois)
5) A full kitchen staff of chicks wearing only aprons and high heels waiting to take my order and make it on the spot
After all that, it would not matter I don’t think if I woke up the next day to breakfast with extras in bed or just passed on with a smile on my face. 😛
Also.. why haven’t they shown the womens 1500m short track yet?!?
late night
Unbelieveable. Guess I have to drink another Molson.
I am assuming it will be right away when it comes back
I fixed the reply thing, so you can reply up to 10 times now.
Glad it only took me a whole week to do it.
Gretz in the booth!
Canada-GBR tied at 5
Ok, curling Q&A time- the more they sweep the less resistance on the puck?
correct. Helps it go farther and straigher
Can they alter the line of the puck?
See thats a big myth, theyre just trying to give the teammates something else to do to look busy.
Hey! We never did get a ruling on the hottest curlette:
A) Eve Muirfield, GBR
B) Nicole Joraanstad, USA
C) Cheryl Bernard, Canada
I vote B.
A. Big-time A.
And it’s Muirhead
guessing pronounced like more-head?
It’s tough to type how it’s pronounced.
Rhymes with pure would be the best way to describe it.
Well, the NBC lady just said SNL was next. Habit or is SNL pre-empting Olympics tonight?
Nope, Olympics is on right now
Vancouver, the folks in this city buy more books than anyone in North America. Is that true? That sounds like a lie.
That’s is my usual cue Sistah Cracka!:
“No, it’s just a bunch of local propaganda by media shills for local yokels and bojacks again …” — you’ve heard most of the rest before …
That US girl sucked. What an embarrassment
Have no fear, Baver is coming up soon
I love beaver.
No kidding Warren all day she’s been typing Baver and I thought it was a typo.
Reutter advances. Good race from her.
reudder looked good. wang mong or whatever her name is is a machine.
Wang Meng. Yea she should win gold.
See you all in a few I’m going home …
sorry for the typos too Fetch and Warden …
Sistah Cracka and Warden in PA they have some dumb law requiring all beer sales in separate stores from liquor or grocery stores, but on the other hand we have the best global beer selection at the best prices in North America and much of Europe …no foolin’! 😀 The first round is on me, but then again I won’t be here but for a few more months …
Fetch okay then you’ll have to arrange the double for we four and I’ll wing for you and that bonnie lass Muirhead by going with Joraanstad …it says she’s engaged but I did not see her wearing a ring so … 😀
Enjoy this fellas- http://tinyurl.com/yc5vqwa
Haha, Very nice Warden
Check out my tweet for the Dayton Moore one.
LETS GO BAVER!!1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah Baver advances! Phew.
Epic finish in curling on CNBC right now
Speaking of WWE, it has invaded the women’s short track
Wang Meng might have gotten DQed. Big upset.
I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck Wang Meng.
Replay of the final end of US-GBR women’s game on. You know I’ll be watching.
1500m final right now, cracker jack’s girl didn’t make it.
Hockey on MSNBC is the last action of the day.
See you tomorrow folks
157 comments. Fuck right Fetch. Fuck right.
haha. Thanks, Gooch